Channeling love letters from the Universe
Channeling love letters from the Universe
Recently I was at dinner party, where I sat next to an Aquarius who announced to everyone at the table,
“I wouldn’t act so superior if I wasn’t”.
Everyone chuckled,
but he wasn’t kidding.
My inner Astrologer smiled.
This is something you’ll have to get used to if your going to spend time with an Aquarius. They think they know everything. But it’s only because they pretty much do.
Go ahead.. test it. Ask them anything. They’ll at least know enough about any subject to have already formed an intelligent opinion on it. Don’t waste time thinking that you’ll be able to sway that opinion. Aquarius is a fixed sign, which means that opinion is mostly immovable. You’ll have to be someone whom they hold in very high esteem for them to even consider that your opinion has validity if it differs from theirs.
On the very rare occasion where you happen to touch on a subject that they know nothing about, I can promise you as you begin to explain it, they will sit there, arms folded, mentally calculating your every word, and when you’re finished they will mutter only a, “hmph”.
Later, they will do the research themselves. They won’t take your word for it.
They’ll consume all available information on it, and then form an opinion.
It’s also completely possible that they’ll pull their phone out, right there in front of you, even as you are in mid sentence, and tune you out altogether while they study it on their own... and there you are,
in a very awkward Aquarius moment.
Get used to it.
And while we’re on the subject of tact, be forewarned,
They’ll likely show up to things like a wedding late, carrying a Snapple, and wearing shorts because they’re invited to pot-luck afterward, and by the way, they won’t be taking a casserole to it because in their words,
“they have plenty of food at those things, already”.
It won’t do you any good to say anything, they hate being told what to do, and it’ll probably have the opposite affect anyway. Just be thankful they didn’t bring their pet parrot on their shoulder.
They approve of themselves FULLY, and they aren’t interested if you do, or not.
It’s not that they’re rude, they just follow the beat of their own drummer.
They can actually be very charming, witty, hilarious, even dare I say, the life of the party.
(Just don’t tell Leo)
They are usually very popular. They will be at the center of any laughter, witty banter, or stimulating conversation.
They will say the most outrages things just to watch you react.
Aquarius’ are great fun to have around. All that fresh air and laughter and stimulating conversation.. phew!
It’s easy to fall in love.
Just don’t try pinning them down.
If you love holding hands under the moon, and romantically gazing into each others eyes; emotionally sharing your deepest feelings, you’ll be disappointed by an Aquarius. Aquarius’s idea of being romantic is running a virus scan on your computer for you, or replacing the screen on your iPhone after you ran it through a laundry cycle — they’ll even be able retrieve all those photos that you didn’t save, too. Ahhh romance.
(Well, romantic if you have enough air in your chart).
If you have invited an Aquarian interest out to a romantic, moonlit night under the stars, they’ll probably bring a telescope, and a bunch of friends that will trample all over your lovely picnic. He’ll know enough about the milky way to make an astronomer giddy.. but as for your wine and canoodling? Sorry.
They’re not interested in tradition, so don’t expect them to play a traditional role. . They’re far more interested in what serves the greater good than they are following stale traditions.
Aquarius is not selfish, they just can’t devote every moment to you, when they have so much work to do for the collective. They came here with an important mission.
They’re not completely oblivious to romance.. they’ll get around to it. They’ll surprise you when you least expect it. I know an Aquarius Man who let his 10 year wedding anniversary go by, completely unnoticed, but gave his wife a stunning diamond anniversary ring on their 11th anniversary.
No one was expecting that!
That’s Aquarius.
If you do get one to promise their heart to you, keep in mind, they’ll need freedom and room to breathe so they can get a clear signal on that built in antennae they have. Stand back, don’t block the airflow. They’re receiving flashes of intuition and information from the ether.
Their minds are sharp and quick. They know things without even knowing how they know them. They just do.
They are here to forge the new path for us. Breaking down the old structures and ushering in new and better ways for all of us. Whether it’s on a world scale, within a corporation, or in their own home.
It’s their super power.
But they have their work cut out for them...Try telling a Capricorn that their traditions are worn out. You wouldn’t want to butt heads with a goat.. But if anyone can, it’s an Aquarius.
It’s a pretty magical thing to witness.
They are always ahead of their time. They are visionaries. They can see things long before other signs. Many times too far ahead, and others don’t recognize their brilliance until much later.
They won’t require any fan-fair once you finally catch up, either. They’re a pure humanitarian. They will already be on to the next thing by the time you figure out they were right, and they’ll be so distracted with the new thing that they won’t remember to return your call.
It boils down to them intuitively (and unapologetically) understanding their own brilliance and the gift they have to advance the collective; to rebuild things in ways that serve the greater good, rather than just a few.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!
We welcome your energy.
--The Astrology Poet
January 21st - February 18th